Anonymous said: The Simpson/Family Guy crossover premieres today, any plans to watch it?

pan-pizza:

It’s time

Good thing I’m hyrdrated

Matt and Pat and Viscera the Obstetricians

  • Pat: There's somebody watching this and giving birth to a baby right now and going "DAMMIT, MATT, THIS ISN'T AS EASY AS YOU SAID!"
  • Matt: Hey, well this video will help you through the tough times.
  • Pat: Okay, um, push.
  • Matt: Push more.
  • Pat: Push more.
  • Matt: And then if you have time, push again.
  • Pat: Yes. And have a... Like a bowl or something to catch the baby.
  • Matt: Like a garbage bag.
  • Pat: Yeah, like a garbage bag. Coddle it in a garbage bag.
  • Matt: You don't want the viscera all over you.
  • Pat: No, yeah, it'll go everywhere.
  • Matt: He's a terrible wrestler.

Anonymous said: Bet you can't gif the entire Frozen.

kristoffbjorgman:

u wanna bet m8?

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bewareofmpreg:

rest in fucking pieces

(via milk-puzzle)

She was poor, He was a donkey.

What happened next will warm your heart

Tags: DARK SOULS

(Source: danbutt, via milk-puzzle)

lumen-fortuna:

demengineerz:

revengeance:

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Samurai Sakurai. How fitting.

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insomniadealer:

god! I wish I could upload these bigger! Stupid Tumblr.

insomniadealer:

god! I wish I could upload these bigger! Stupid Tumblr.